Seriously....

Started off the workout with a sinus headache behind my left eye and an upset stomach. I told the trainer that I didn't know if he really needed to know... but that this was the week of the month that wasn't so good for me. I think I am glad I did because he rewrote some of our training plan. I assume that he knew I would be loosing iron at some point this week and he didn't want to be the reason I passed out! As we were walking to the area that he does some of my training I said "It is rather unfair and devastating to a woman that for three weeks I have been working very hard and then today I put on the workout clothes, that I have worn at least once a week for the last three weeks, and I look so bloated and fat! That is truly not fair." His response.... because he is a man and all men are stupid about things like this.... "Well I am glad you brought that up because I noticed and I wondered .....hmmm do I need to ask her about her meal plan....."
Seriously... thanks... tell a hormonal women "yeah I thought you looked fat..." Later while we were working out he made a joke about doing 50 more reps of something and I said "You know who is in charge here right?" He responded, "Me!" I said, "No, Me. I have a 6 lb medicine ball in my hand and you are standing right in front of me.... I could drop this or accidentally throw this in your direction.... Now again... Who is in Charge?" His response, "Me... no, you...." HA! That's right!